Don’t steal from us: It’s all fake news

It’s probably not a good idea to steal from us because you’ll never know where we’re just flat making stuff up. But if you’d like to borrow a bit here and there — hey, we’re all friends, right? — please give a tip of your cycling cap to VeloNoise.com. And we’ll do the same for you. It’s a win-win for you, really, because we are (a) not selling ads; (2) seriously underemployed and (iii) have more time to troll for tidbits than a great white shark.